As a new mom, nothing is more wonderful than listening to baby and Daddy babble and coo at each other. And nothing is funnier than listening to your beloved husband and new dad change diapers for the first time. Just for fun I decided to share a few of my favorite Daddyisms overhead at the changing table. Enjoy!
“Wow! How can something so cute and little make something so big and nasty?”
“S.O.S. – We are going to need some assistance in here!’”
“I think there is something wrong with this diaper.”
“The diaper just came off….again….and she sneezed….and Oh God, Oh God!”
“I’m not taking the Lord’s name in vain; that really was a prayer. Have you seen this?!?”
“Ohhhhh they’re snaps, not buttons, no wonder.”
“I give up, wriggly thing – and henceforth her Indian name will be Naked Baby with Socks On.”
“Um, honey what exactly are Baby Legs and where exactly do they go?”
“I get that breast milk poop would be more liquid, but how exactly does it turn solid? There are chunks in this!”
and my all time personal favorite: “Itty Bitty – There is no need for biological warfare.”
………………here’s the kicker, if he thought the first 6 months were rough, it’s time to hold onto his hat – we just started adding solids!
Are there any famous Daddyisms overhead during diaper changes at your house? I’d love for you to share in the comments, so we can all share some giggles today!
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